Letter from a professional bass player.......

[kwstas79]

Συγχωρήστε τα εγγλέζικα, αλλά βαριέμαι να μεταφράζω!

 

 

 

Letter from a professional bass player to the "Dear Abby" help column in

a newspaper.

 

 

Dear Abby...

 

I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as

you would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things

happening when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and she steps

outside to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". When I

ask her who called she gets evasive. Sometimes she goes out with

friends but comes home late, getting dropped off around the corner

and walking the rest of the way.

I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got

very angry. A buddy of mine plays bass in another band. He told me that

my wife and some guy have been to his gigs. He wanted to borrow my

bass amp. That's when I got the idea to find out for myself what was

really happening. I said "sure, you can use my amp but I want to hide

behind it at the gig and see if she comes into the venue and who she

comes in with". He agreed.

Saturday night came and I slipped behind my SVT rig to get a good

view. I could feel the heat coming off the back of the amp. It was

at that moment, crouching behind the amp, that I noticed

that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other 3.

Is this something I can fix myself or do need to take it to a technician?

 

Thanks

Very Concerned.

[jmone]

1) όλες είναι πουτ.......

 

και

 

2) με τέτοιο μυαλό καλά σου έκανε ρε π@π@ρ@

 

 

ΥΓ με λεωφορείο μας τσικουδιά (η μετάφραση από το "με ταξί μας μεταξάς")

[Vrass]

χαχαχααααααααααα κάπου είχα ακούσει και μία αντίστοιχη με έναν τύπο που από παρακολούθηση της γκόμενασ το γύρισε σε βλάβη του αυτοκινήτου του... Καλό..

 

Ρε Κώστα, τι avatar είναι αυτό? Που είναι τα καλα? 8O 8O 8O

[jmone]

γιατί ρε αφού γαμεί ο Super Mario :lol:

[Vrass]

γιατί ρε αφού γαμεί ο Super Mario :lol:

 

Είχε βάλει για λίγο έναν μαγνήτη από Gibson...

[Alexei]

γιατί ρε αφού γαμεί ο Super Mario :lol:

 

χαχαχαχαχαχα :lol: :lol: :lol: Κυριολεκτικά όμως...!

[kwstas79]

Μετανοείτε άπιστοι, ο καιρός γαρ εγγύς.

[jmone]

φάτε άπιστοι ο χοντρός γαρ ταχύς

[fleamail]

:lol:

 

Παλιό ανέκδοτο!!

 

Το έχω ακούσει σε παρόμια version με κιθαρίστα!