FIRST AND FOREMOST - Chuck Norris doesn't really need an amplifier. He just agreed with the amp makers not to make them look bad and use them for their business' sake. He has an amplifier with an unknown number of channels in a white chassis with a "Chuck Norris" logo.
The amp is suspected to be of alien origins.
After shattering several Floyd Rose tremolos, Chuck Norris decided to use neck bends for dive bombing.
Chuck Norris uses strings with a gauge of infinite.
Chuck Norris' amps also have knobs that don't go to 11, but have infinite rotation.
Chuck Norris activates his effects by snapping his toes in any combination. This is solely because he uses mind control over the amp to switch channels.
Chuck Norris can win a volume war with The Who using a Yamaha Silent Guitar.
Chuck Norris can do a pinch harmonic on the right hand side of a tune-o-matic, and on the left hand side of any guitar's nut.
Chuck Norris can hear the sustain.
After watching Chuck Norris play with his eyelashes, Jimi Hendrix decided that he found that too challenging and played with his teeth instead.
Chuck Norris wrote a solo with a 6 part harmony and performed it on a single-neck guitar. Alone.
Chuck Norris uses his hands as a bias probe. ;D ;D ;D